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Verhaal, artiesten & illustraties
CD 1
Lift-off
Set your controls
High moon
Songs of the ocean
Master of darkness
Master of darkness
Laserfight
The eye of Ra
Gateway to the stars
The eye of Ra
The seventh sign
Sandrider
Perfect survivor
Intergalactic space crusaders
Starchild
One by four by nine
Starchild
A new sun
CD 2 - Limited bonus CD
Hawkwind medley
Master of the universe
Silver machine
Psychedelic warlords
Brainstorm
Assault and battery
The war I survived
Space is deep
Spirit of the age
Lost chronicles
Spaced out
Inseparable enemies
Space oddity
Starchild
One by four by nine
Starchild
A new sun
Spaced out
  [alternative version]

Intergalactic laxative

I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly
Out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
With total media coverage we watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand

In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
Such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee

Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars

They don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
Their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
Absorbed my multi-fibers in the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot

Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars

You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
A pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
The water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
In case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars

Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the number one and two
It makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!

Oh, the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation there's none that can compare
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, the intergalactic laxative
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to Mars